This story has become family lore and gets told at holidays or when my parents want to poke fun at me.
Once upon a time my mother took me to the pool. I had a jolly time splashing around and swallowing pool water.
|This water is the best thing EVA|
|excuse me why is your booty so large?|
There was a woman in the locker room. This woman had a very large behind. I had never seen a woman with such a large behind. So I asked my mother:
"Mom, why is that woman's bottom so big?"Well you see I also still had water in my ears so I said this REALLY LOUD. The woman had totally heard me asking about the size of here hinny.
My poor Mother.
She used her mom voice. She was going to try and use this moment to teach me. It could have worked out so well. She said:
"That's not very nice. You should say you're sorry."
I had recently watched Bambi and learned from Thumper
|If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.|
"I'm sorry your bottom is so big."
|what did you say to me small child?|
The woman clearly did not think that was a nice thing to say. My mother scoped me up half clothed and carried my still wet out to the car. And that's why my mother can't take me out in public anymore.
|I just can't take you to the pool.|